Friday, July 1, 2011

The Job Search

Having spent the entirety of the last two months applying and being rejected from a multitude of potential jobs, I have found the only way to cope with this life-crushing reality is to appreciate the absurdity of job qualification listings. Here are a few examples with more to follow:

- Apple Inventory Specialist: Reinventing the art of shipping and receiving
- Internal Plant Maintenance: This was described as basically being a gardener for indoor plants. It's like calling lawn mowing: External Flora Removal Specialist.
- Environmental Services Technician: aka Janitor. And this was their tagline:
I don't just vacuum, dust and sanitize; I'm leading the attack on germs.

I don't just make things look and smell good; I make sure no one else gets sick.

The True Heroes

Monday, June 13, 2011

This Is Real Life.


26 months. Two goddamn years, only to come back to be in the same position in life I was at before I left. When I finish with this, I'll have a job lined up or at least have a better idea of what I want to do and how to do it. Nope dot com.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011